Bayot and Bading

Bayot: Charmos! Chagarot in da chuvaness na itich! Gets mo ba, sister? Ay mader naman! You have to know the latest echus in da eck eck! You know what, sis? Ang mga ever na itich, nag-chagarot dun sa you know naman dat, mader daba?

Bading: WHAAAT?!! Charing naman dat! Is that chika chagarot? Oh my God, mader! You know na man what dis chuvaness ever eck-eck na itich means, daba?

Bayot: Of course, sister! By the ways, your echus looks itich this araw ha!

Bading: Oh really? So char na man you! You pala sister, eck-eck-full ang chuvaness mo ngayon day! So itich! Anyways naman, did you... you know naman dat, daba?

Bayot: Ano ba naman yang chinuchuva mo, my dear? Paki-echus naman dat ha.

Bading: (faggot giggle)

Bayot: Ah! Naku naman you ha! Chinagarot mo na lang sana, nagets ko pa. Anyways, dala ko ang chervaloo, siyempre! Never ko naman yan ma-itich basta ineck-eck moko e. Daba naman?

Bading: Very good ka talaga, mader! Ang itich mo talaga! Nako! So ano na man now? Let's chuva eck-eck na?

Bayot: You know na man me, mader daba? I'm chagarot when you are!

Bayot and Bading: (look at each other)... MGA ITICH, TO THE CHERVALOO PARA MAKA-ECHUS NA!!! YAY! (enter gaybar)

[For those who did not understand a single sentence..... deal with it. It's your sorry-ass problem. But don't worry. That's okay since that makes two of us. Anyway, thanks for reading and may you have a very good day today!]